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Command responses

This shows an overview of all the bot's configurable messages.

Please note that these are not the static stored responses known as the "Brain" - these are the internal formatting strings used to customise the output of the bot's normal commands.

This list can be modified with the !message command.

Every numbered set (where there are multiple sets) corresponds to a randomly chosen alternative message. Every entry within a set denotes a separate message which will be returned. Note that not all messages support multiple responses - where a message does not support this, the first result from the first set will be used.

Message key	Message content
accountcreations.command.count default	{0} ({1}) has closed {2} requests as 'Created', {3} of them today.
accountcreations.command.count.admin default	{0} ({1}) has closed {2} requests as 'Created', {3} of them today. Suspended: {4}, Promoted: {5}, Approved: {6}, Demoted: {7}, Declined: {8}, Renamed: {9}, Messages edited: {10}, Preferences edited: {11}
accountcreations.command.deploy.disabled default	Deployment disabled in configuration
accountcreations.command.deploy.inprogress database	Deploying to RC environment at https://accounts-dev.wmflabs.org/rc/internal.php ; please wait...
accountcreations.command.notifications.disabled default	Notification delivery disabled.
accountcreations.command.notifications.enabled default	Notification delivery enabled.
accountcreations.command.notifications.unavailable default	Notification configuration cannot be modified while the notification service is inactive.
accountcreations.command.stats default	{0} ({1}) was last active {2}. They currently have automatic welcoming of users {3}. Their on-wiki username is [[User:{4}]].
accountcreations.command.status default	Open requests: {0}, Flagged user requests: {1}, Checkuser requests: {2}, On Hold: {3}, ProxyCheck: {4}, Steward: {5}, Hospital: {6}, JobQueue: {7}, Banned: {8}, Site users: {10}, Site admins: {9}, Awaiting approval: {11}
accountcreations.no-such-user default	There is no such user '{0}'.
brain.command.edit.completed default	Edited {0}.
brain.command.edit.proposal default	Proposed change to {0}:
brain.command.forget default	Command removed.
brain.command.learn default	New command created.
brain.command.search.no-results default	No brain entries were found containing "{0}".
brain.command.search.result default	{0}: {1}
brain.command.search.result-list default	{1} results were found: {0} The full results will be sent to you via PM
brain.command.search.too-many-results default	There are more than 5 results for your query. The full resultset can be found at https://helpmebot.org.uk/brain?q={0}
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.configure.non-existent default	This category watcher does not appear to exist.
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.configure.not-changed default	No changes have been made to the configuration.
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.configure.not-via-pm default	Category watchers must be configured in the channel in which they are used.
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.configure.unknown-statusmsg default	The prefix {0} is unknown to me as a valid statusmsg prefix. Use `all` to send to everyone, or one of these supported values: {1}
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.delete.in-use default	This category watcher is currently configured in channels, and cannot be removed.
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.delete.non-existent default	This category watcher does not appear to exist.
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.list.item default	- {0} for category [[{1}]]
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.list.start default	The following category watchers are configured:
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.status.anchor-none default	(none)
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.status.disabled default	Disabled
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.status.enabled default	Enabled
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.status.not-via-pm default	Cannot get status of the current channel's category watcher configuration via PM.
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.status.target-all default	everyone
catwatcher.command.catwatcher.status.watcher-status default	{0} ([[{1}]]) - Reporting: {2}, reporting interval: {3} seconds, additions: {4}, removals: {5}, show links: {6}, show wait time: {7}, minimum wait time: {8} seconds, message target: {9}, anchor: {10}
catwatcher.command.catwatcherignored.added default	Added [[{0}]] to the category watcher ignore list
catwatcher.command.catwatcherignored.list.item default	- [[{0}]]
catwatcher.command.catwatcherignored.list.start default	The following pages are ignored by the category watchers:
catwatcher.command.catwatcherignored.notfound default	[[{0}]] does not appear to be on the category watcher ignore list
catwatcher.command.catwatcherignored.removed default	Removed [[{0}]] from the category watcher ignore list
catwatcher.command.fetchall.must-run-in-channel default	This command must be run in-channel, or with the --all flag
catwatcher.command.fetchall.none-configured default	There are no category watchers configured.
catwatcher.command.fetchall.none-configured-in-channel default	There are no category watchers configured in this channel.
catwatcher.item.adminhelp.handled default	Handled: {0}
catwatcher.item.adminhelp.hasitems database	{0} {1} requesting admin help: {2}
catwatcher.item.adminhelp.newitems database	{0} new {1} requesting admin help: {2}
catwatcher.item.adminhelp.noitems database	No {0} requesting administrator help at this time.
catwatcher.item.adminhelp.plural database	users are
catwatcher.item.adminhelp.singular database	user is
catwatcher.item.default.handled default	Handled: {0}
catwatcher.item.default.hasitems default	There are {0} {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.default.newitems default	There are {0} new {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.default.noitems default	There are no {0}.
catwatcher.item.default.plural default	pages
catwatcher.item.default.singular default	page
catwatcher.item.ecer.handled default	Handled: {0}
catwatcher.item.ecer.hasitems database	{0} extended-confirmed-protected edit {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.ecer.newitems database	{0} new extended-confirmed-protected edit {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.ecer.noitems database	There are no extended-confirmed-protected edit {0}.
catwatcher.item.ecer.plural database	requests
catwatcher.item.ecer.singular database	request
catwatcher.item.editreq.handled default	Handled: {0}
catwatcher.item.editreq.hasitems database	{0} COI edit {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.editreq.newitems database	There are {0} new COI edit {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.editreq.noitems database	There are no COI edit {0}.
catwatcher.item.editreq.plural database	requests
catwatcher.item.editreq.singular database	request
catwatcher.item.g10.handled default	Handled: {0}
catwatcher.item.g10.hasitems database	{0} {1} needing deletion: {2}
catwatcher.item.g10.newitems database	{0} new {1} needing deletion: {2}
catwatcher.item.g10.noitems database	No {0} need deleted at this time
catwatcher.item.g10.plural database	pages are
catwatcher.item.g10.singular database	page is
catwatcher.item.helpme.handled default	Handled: {0}
catwatcher.item.helpme.hasitems database	{0} {1} requesting help: {2}
catwatcher.item.helpme.newitems database	{0} new {1} requesting help: {2}
catwatcher.item.helpme.noitems database	No {0} requesting help at this time.
catwatcher.item.helpme.plural database	users are
catwatcher.item.helpme.singular database	user is
catwatcher.item.per.handled default	Handled: {0}
catwatcher.item.per.hasitems database	{0} protected edit {1}: {2}.
catwatcher.item.per.newitems database	{0} new protected edit {1}: {2}.
catwatcher.item.per.noitems database	There are no protected edit {0}.
catwatcher.item.per.plural database	requests
catwatcher.item.per.singular database	request
catwatcher.item.sper.handled default	Handled: {0}
catwatcher.item.sper.hasitems database	{0} semi-protected edit {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.sper.newitems database	{0} new semi-protected edit {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.sper.noitems database	There are no semi-protected edit {0}.
catwatcher.item.sper.plural database	requests
catwatcher.item.sper.singular database	request
catwatcher.item.tper.handled default	Handled: {0}
catwatcher.item.tper.hasitems database	{0} template-protected edit {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.tper.newitems database	{0} new template-protected edit {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.tper.noitems database	There are no template-protected edit {0}.
catwatcher.item.tper.plural database	requests
catwatcher.item.tper.singular database	request
catwatcher.item.unblock.handled database	Unblock request handled: {0}
catwatcher.item.unblock.hasitems database	{0} {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.unblock.newitems database	{0} new {1}: {2}
catwatcher.item.unblock.noitems default	There are no {0}.
catwatcher.item.unblock.plural database	unblock requests
catwatcher.item.unblock.singular database	unblock request
channelservices.command.autolink.disabled default	Autolinking disabled in this channel.
channelservices.command.autolink.enabled default	Autolinking enabled in this channel.
channelservices.command.basewiki default	{0} is configured to use {1} ({2}) as the wiki for commands.
channelservices.command.basewiki.notfound default	{0} is not a configured wiki on this bot.
channelservices.command.basewiki.set default	{0} is now configured to use {1} ({2}) as the wiki for commands.
channelservices.command.basewiki.wikis.item default	{0} ({1})
channelservices.command.crosschannel.disabled default	Cross-channel notifications are disabled for {0}.
channelservices.command.crosschannel.enabled default	Cross-channel notifications are enabled for {0}.
channelservices.command.idlehelpees database	Helpees: {0} Last 3 active helpers: {1}
channelservices.command.idlehelpees.confirm default	Removed {0} by request of {1}
channelservices.command.idlehelpees.kick default	Idle; if you still need assistance editing Wikipedia, please re-join the channel
channelservices.command.idlehelpees.local-confirm default	Removed {0}
channelservices.command.idlehelpees.no-eligible default	No helpees in the provided list are eligible for removal at this time.
channelservices.command.idlehelpees.remove default	Proposing removal of: {0}
channelservices.command.idlehelpees.user.always default	{0} (idle since bot startup)
channelservices.command.idlehelpees.user.since default	{0} (idle {1:d\d\ hh\:mm\:ss})
channelservices.command.ipinfo default	Whois for {0} gives organisation {1}; Location: {2}
channelservices.command.ipinfo.no-ip default	Unable to find IP address to query
channelservices.command.ipinfo.no-whois default	Whois failed for {0}; Location: {1}
channelservices.command.part.requested-by default	Requested by {0}
channelservices.command.silence.disabled default	Silent mode disabled in this channel.
channelservices.command.silence.enabled default	Silent mode enabled in this channel.
channelservices.command.track default	Score of {0} set to {1}.
channelservices.command.track.not-found default	{0} not found on tracked channel
channelservices.command.welcomer.list.item default	* {0}
channelservices.command.welcomer.list.start default	Welcoming these masks to {0}:
channelservices.command.welcomer.not-welcoming default	Not welcoming in {0}.
channelservices.command.welcomer.override-not-found default	Unable to find welcomer override configuration with alias {0}
channelservices.rangelookup.hit default	User {0} on range {1} marked with note: {2}
channelservices.welcomer.welcome default	Hi {0}! Welcome to the channel!
channelservices.welcomer.welcome.caliphate database	Hi there, {0}: Welcome to the English Wikipedia help channel! We have received a large number of questions from people in your region about Google searches for "current caliph of Islam" which refer to "Mirza Masroor Ahmad", caused by Google incorrectly understanding Wikipedia's article on the Ahmadiyya Caliphate. This issue is caused by Google, not Wikipedia. We can't fix this; only Google can. You can report this to Google by using the "Feedback" button on the Google search results. The Wikipedia articles do not contain this claim and we cannot help you with questions on this. If you have other questions regarding a different topic we will try to assist you, and if so please provide a page link or your on-wiki username to help our volunteers assist you. Be aware that replies could take several minutes; if you don't get a reply, visit http://enwp.org/WP:Teahouse to ask instead.
commands.command.access.no-flag-group default	The specified flag group does not exist!
commands.command.afccount default	There are {0} drafts pending review - {1}
commands.command.blockinfo.none default	No blocks found for {0}.
commands.command.catsize default	[[Category:{0}]] has {1} items
commands.command.catsize.missing default	[[Category:{0}]] does not exist
commands.command.contribs default	The full list of contributions for [[User:{0}]] can be found at {1} .{2}
commands.command.contribs.last default	The last contribution was to [[{0}]] at {1} ( {3} ), with the comment: {2}
commands.command.contribs.missing default	However, this user does not appear to exist on the local wiki.
commands.command.decode default	Hex string '{0}' decodes to '{1}'.
commands.command.decode.dns default	Hex string '{0}' decodes to '{1}', which resolves to '{2}'.
commands.command.decode.invalid default	Oops! That's not a recognised input for this command! I'm looking for 8 hexadecimal characters which represent an IPv4 address.
commands.command.editcount default	The edit count of [[User:{1}]] is {0} (For more detailed information, see {2} )
commands.command.editcount.xtools default	https://tools.wmflabs.org/xtools-ec/index.php?user={0}&project=en.wikipedia.org
commands.command.flaggroup.created default	Flag group created.
commands.command.flaggroup.deleted default	Flag group deleted.
commands.command.flaggroup.error default	Error managing flag group: {0}
commands.command.flaggroup.invalidmode default	Invalid flag group mode. Expected either "granting" or "revoking".
commands.command.flaggroup.list default	Group {0}: {1}
commands.command.flaggroup.modified default	Flag group modified.
commands.command.flaggroup.updated default	Flag group updated.
commands.command.gancount default	[[Category:{0}]] has {1} items
commands.command.google default	This help channel is for assistance with editing Wikipedia. Your question might be answered by Google. Try: https://www.google.com/search?q={0}
commands.command.help default	#PRIVMSG I am a bot with many commands. All my commands are listed on https://helpmebot.org.uk/commands and all of my stored responses are listed on https://helpmebot.org.uk/brain #PRIVMSG For help with a specific command, you can use !help <command>, or simply refer to the command list on my website.
commands.command.iw.accept-not-found default	Could not find imported interwiki entry to accept.
commands.command.iw.accepted default	Accepted modifications to interwiki entry.
commands.command.iw.created default	Created new interwiki entry.
commands.command.iw.delete-not-found default	Nothing found to delete.
commands.command.iw.deleted default	Deleted interwiki entry.
commands.command.iw.imported default	Import complete. {0} up-to-date, {1} created, {2} updated for review, {3} deleted for review.
commands.command.iw.reject-not-found default	Could not find imported interwiki entry to reject.
commands.command.iw.rejected default	Rejected modifications to interwiki entry.
commands.command.iw.updated default	Updated interwiki entry.
commands.command.maxlag default	The maximum replication lag is {0} second(s). (Parts of the wiki may appear to be {0} second(s) out-of-date).
commands.command.message.reset-to-default default	The last alternative for this message has been removed, so it has been reset to the default.
commands.command.pageinfo.circular default	No page data was found, circular redirect?
commands.command.pageinfo.lastedit default	Page [[{0}]] was last edited by [[User:{1}]] at {2:u}. The edit summary was: {3}
commands.command.pageinfo.missing default	The page {0} does not exist.
commands.command.pageinfo.protection default	[[{0}]] is protected against {1} actions at the {3} level until {2:u}.
commands.command.pageinfo.protection.indef default	[[{0}]] is protected against {1} actions at the {3} level forever.
commands.command.pageinfo.redirect default	Redirected from: {0}
commands.command.ping default	Pong.
commands.command.ping.user default	#ACTION pings {0} as it was told. #ACTION hopes to get a "pong" back from {0}
commands.command.registration default	[[User:{0}]] registered on {1:u} ({2}y {3:d\d\ hh\:mm\:ss} ago)
commands.command.registration.none default	No registration date found for the specified user.
commands.command.resolve.canonical default	(canonical: {0})
commands.command.resolve.host default	{0} {2}resolves to the following IP addresses: {1}
commands.command.resolve.host.none default	No IP addresses found for hostname {0}{1}.
commands.command.resolve.ptr default	{0} resolves to {1}.
commands.command.resolve.ptr.error default	Could not look up hostname for IP {0}: {1}
commands.command.time default	{0:u}
commands.command.uptime default	Bot has been up since {0:D} {0:T}
commands.command.userinfo.blocked default	\| BLOCKED
commands.command.userinfo.ip default	User: {0} \| Talk: {1} \| Contribs: {2} \| BlockLog: {3} {9}
commands.command.userinfo.user default	User: {0} \| Talk: {1} \| Contribs: {2} \| BlockLog: {3} \| CA: {11} \| Groups: {4} \| Age: {5}y {10:d\d\ h\h\ m\m} \| Reg: {6:u} \| Count: {8} \| Activity: {7:#####.###} {9}
commands.command.userrights default	[[User:{0}]] has the following rights: {1}
commands.command.userrights.no-rights default	[[User:{0}]] has no rights assigned.
commands.common.missing-user default	The user [[User:{0}]] does not appear to exist on-wiki.
common.channel-not-found default	Channel {0} not found in configuration. Please make sure you are running this command in a channel, and that channel is properly configured in the bot.
common.done default	Done.
common.mw-api-error default	Encountered error retrieving result from API
funcommands.command.beer database	#ACTION gives some beer to {0} #ACTION pours an ice cold pint for {0} and waits for this to all blow over #ACTION hands {0} a Yuengling beer for their hard work.
funcommands.command.champagne default	#ACTION gives {0} a bottle of champagne. #ACTION reminds {0} that champagne is expensive.
funcommands.command.charge default	#ACTION is chargin mah lazer, aims and fires at {0}. #ACTION shouts "I BE FIRIN MAH LAZORS!", aims and fires at {0}. #ACTION shouts "DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!", and completely annihilates {0}.
funcommands.command.cluebat default	#ACTION hits {0} several times with a cluebat. #ACTION takes a cluebat to the back of {0}'s head. #ACTION is too tired to beat {0} down with a cluebat today, ask again tomorrow.
funcommands.command.coffee default	#ACTION pours {0} a nice hot cup of coffee. #ACTION pours {0} a cool cup of ice coffee. #ACTION was going to give {0} a cup of coffee with brandy in it but forgot it was out of brandy, so it decided to just put Irish Cream in instead. :D #ACTION pours {0} a nice hot cup of coffee with cream and sugar. #ACTION pours {0} a cool cup of ice coffee with cream and sugar. #ACTION has run out of coffee and pours {0} a nice hot cup of tea instead.
funcommands.command.cookie default	#ACTION takes a cookie from the jar, then hands it to {0}.
funcommands.command.curl default	#ACTION curls up in a ball #PRIVMSG All fun commands are now disabled in {0}
funcommands.command.drink default	#ACTION removes a drink from the cooler and hands it to {0}. #ACTION gives {0} a stiff drink. #ACTION buys a drink then gives it to {0}. #ACTION pours {0} a pint of "the good stuff". #ACTION drops four ice cubes in a glass, fills it 1/4 of the way with Jim Beam, and tops it off with Moxie then hands it to {0}. #ACTION is not a bartender and suggests that {0} go get their own drink.
funcommands.command.electrocute default	#ACTION electrocutes {0}. #ACTION attaches {0} to two 15kA jump leads, and sends 250kV coursing through him. #ACTION strikes {0} with lightning.
funcommands.command.exorcise default	#ACTION purges the demons from {0}'s soul.
funcommands.command.hotchocolate default	#ACTION pours a soothing hot chocolate for {0}
funcommands.command.icecream default	#ACTION gives {0} some magical ice cream that changes to their favourite flavour.
funcommands.command.minnow default	#ACTION takes a minnow and slaps {0} across the face with it. #ACTION minnows {0}. #ACTION grabs an extremely small trout from the bucket and slaps {0} with it.
funcommands.command.nuke default	#ACTION nukes {0} with a clue-filled thermonuclear warhead.
funcommands.command.pat default	#ACTION pats {0}. #ACTION pats {0} like a dog. W00F #ACTION pats {0} like a cat. meow #ACTION pats {0} on the back and praises them for a job well done.
funcommands.command.pie default	#ACTION hits {0} in the face with a pie. #ACTION throws a pie at {0}. #ACTION makes a pie, and throws it at {0}. #ACTION gives {0} a nice tasty piece of their favorite type of pie. #ACTION goes crazy and starts throwing pies all across the room. #ACTION has run out of pies and offers {0} a nice tasty piece of black forest cake instead.
funcommands.command.pillow default	#ACTION places a pillow under {0}'s head. #ACTION places a pillow between {0}'s head and the desk. #ACTION smacks {0} upside the head with a big fluffy pillow! PILLOW FIGHT!!!! #ACTION hits {0} in the face with a pillow #ACTION fluffs up a great big pillow, takes a deep breath, winds up, and swings it at {0}.
funcommands.command.salmon default	#ACTION slaps {0} with a smoked chinook salmon. #ACTION smokes a chinook salmon to slap {0} with. #ACTION goes to the river to catch a fresh chinook salmon, smokes it, and won't share it with {0}.
funcommands.command.sayhi default	Hi there {0}! Hey {0}! Hello {0}!
funcommands.command.soda default	#ACTION was going to give {0} some soda-pop but decided against it because that sugary sludge will rot their brain and teeth and cause them obesity! #ACTION grabs a can of Dr. Pepper, shakes it vigorously, and hands it to {0}. #ACTION gives {0} a frosted glass of cold soda from the tap. #ACTION chugs the Coca-Cola that it was suppose to give to {0} claiming it prevents rust.
funcommands.command.tea default	#ACTION pours {0} a cup of tea. #ACTION pours {0} a cup of green tea. #ACTION pours {0} a cup of Chamomile tea. #ACTION pours {0} a cup of tea and drops two cubes of sugar in. #ACTION pours {0} a cup of black tea. #ACTION pours {0} a cup of jasmine tea. #ACTION pours {0} a cup of tea and drops a cube of sugar in. #ACTION pours {0} a cup of orange pekoe tea. #ACTION pours {0} a cup of mint tea. #ACTION has run out of tea and pours {0} a cup of coffee instead. #ACTION pours {0} a cup of ginger tea. #ACTION pours {0} a cup of chai (tea). #ACTION makes a pot of Earl Grey, served with lemon for {0}.
funcommands.command.trout default	#ACTION smacks {0} about a bit with a large trout #ACTION takes out a somewhat fresh trout from the fish supply, and smacks {0} with it. #ACTION catches a fresh trout from the river, then slaps {0} with it a few times. #ACTION slaps {0} with a ten pound trout. #ACTION gets a special rainbow trout from the rainbow river, then smacks {0} with it. #ACTION runs out of trout and slaps {0} with a tuna instead.
funcommands.command.uncurl default	#ACTION stretches #PRIVMSG All fun commands are now enabled in {0}
funcommands.command.whale default	#ACTION throws a 3000 pound whale at {0}. #ACTION slams {0} with a 10-tonne whale. #ACTION fishes, catches a whale and throws it at {0}. #ACTION pwns {0} with a whale.
funcommands.command.whistle default	#ACTION whistles discreetly
funcommands.command.wine default	#ACTION pours {0} a glass of Chardonnay #ACTION pours {0} a glass of Sauvignon blanc #ACTION pours {0} a glass of Shiraz #ACTION pours {0} a glass of Merlot #ACTION pours {0} a glass of Cabernet sauvignon #ACTION pours {0} a glass of Pinot noir #ACTION hands {0} a bottle of Chardonnay #ACTION hands {0} a bottle of Sauvignon blanc #ACTION hands {0} a bottle of Shiraz #ACTION hands {0} a bottle of Merlot #ACTION hands {0} a bottle of Cabernet sauvignon #ACTION hands {0} a bottle of Pinot noir
funcommands.disabled default	#PRIVMSG Sorry, fun commands are currently disabled in this channel.
webapi.command.weblogin.approved default	Login approved, please return to the web UI and click the 'Continue' button.
webapi.command.weblogin.denied default	Login failed.