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beer

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !beer
  • !beer <user>
    Gives a user a beer.


champagne

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !champagne
  • !champagne <user>
    Gives a user a more classy drink.


charge

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !charge
  • !charge <user>
    Charges up some weaponry


chillpill

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !chillpill
  • !chillpill <user>
    Gives a user a some calming herbal extracts


cluebat

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !cluebat
  • !cluebat <user>
    Prepares for re-education


coffee

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !coffee
  • !coffee <user>
    Gives a user a cup of coffee. Could be hot, could be cold/ice, could be spiked. Unfortunately, we sometimes run out and have to provide tea instead.


cookie

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !cookie
  • !cookie <user>
    Gives a user a cookie.


drink

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !drink
  • !drink <user>
    Gives user a drink.


electrocute

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !electrocute
  • !electrocute <user>
    High voltages tend to be dangerous...


exorcise

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !exorcise
  • !exorcise <user>
    Purges demons and other system background services


game

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !game
    Plays a game


icecream

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !icecream
  • !icecream <user>
    Provides a frozen treat


kill

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !kill
  • !kill <user>
    Caution: burying bodies is left to the end user.


minnow

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !minnow
  • !minnow <user>
    For when a trout is too much


nuke

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !nuke
  • !nuke <user>
    Probably overkill.


pat

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !pat
  • !pat <user>
    Pats a user


pie

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !pie
  • !pie <user>
    Target practice?


pillow

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !pillow
  • !pillow <user>
    That thing you rest your head on? Yeah, that.


salmon

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !salmon
  • !salmon <user>
    A more up-market version of a trout.


sayhi

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !sayhi
    Bot AI: Says hi to the person who called the command.


sir

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !sir
  • !sir <user>
    Excuse me, sir?


soda

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !soda
  • !soda <user>
    Provides a soft drink to a user


tea

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !tea
  • !tea <user>
    Provides a fresh cup of tea to a user


trout

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !trout
  • !trout <user>
    THWACK!


vorticough

  • Requires flag: F
  • Also invokable as: vortigaunt
Syntax
  • !vorticough
    Produces a random Vortigaunt quote in the current channel.


whale

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !whale
  • !whale <user>
    For when a simple trout just isn't enough...


whistle

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !whistle
    Makes the bot whistle a tune


wine

  • Requires flag: F
Syntax
  • !wine
  • !wine <user>
    Provides a fresh glass of possibly (but probably not) vintage wine